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If knowledge is power, then words are drugs. The kind you buy in a flickering strip-mall pharmacy from a guy named Gus who definitely lost his medical license in ’94. Relax. I’m not here to give you bacne or scramble your hormones. Cut Rate Drugs is a back-alley bouquet of underpriced wisdom. Fat-loss fixes, muscle-gain schemes, and body-armor strategies distilled to their purest, most uncut form. Grass-fed. Cage-free. Probably illegal in three states. Side effects include: increased confidence, uncontrollable momentum, and a mild addiction that’s still way less humiliating than being a Disney adult.